I really need a damn bathroom right now

Bro, you know when you really just really need to go to the bathroom. Because like you just realized you have crap in your bum somehow and you waddle up stairs to the bathroom. But you see it the bathroom door closed and a bright light coming from under the cracks of the bathroom door. I really hate it when that happens. Doesn't everybody hate it. If it's never happens to you then you are very lucky.